The beautiful beautiful story of the worst date

Once up on a time, a very gordeous and mean woman, who was interested in a very ugly and married man, said: I will fight for my love.
On the next day, she killed his wife and they lived happily ever after.
THE END

Dates Comic Things

Hi, we are here to tell you about comic dates . And the first story is : My name's Lisa and I found the perfect boy . I thounght . In the beginning, I loved ...and loved him . but when we played ahide and seek he was my pair and from that day on I never looked at his face again, because when we played , we hid in a terrible place and he didn't kiss me . I got very mad !!!
THE END

Jokes about crazy people

A man and a psychiatrist at the mental instution and the shrink said to him: write a letter . When he was writing the shrink asked :Who is the letter to?? To myself . And the psychiatrist asked :what does it say?
I don't know I didn't recive.

Jokes about blonds

A men said to a blond :what is your mobile ?
Nokia and yours??

A men said to a blond :when I saw you my heart went pounding
Help me!This men is having a heart attack!!

A men said to a blond give me your mobile
Help me! A robber!!