Jokes

One worm found another worm in front of a plate of spaghetti.The first one said:
-My friend , I will go out. This party Is very crowded.

What's the word we always say wrong?
Wrong!!

Why did the submarine of the crazy man sink?
Because he heard a knock and opened the door to see who was there.

-Mom !!!!
-What's the matter with you son??
-At school , everybody is saying that I am a lier!!!!!
- Son you aren't yet at school.

A man went to the doctor:
- Doctor I have a problem.Every time I drink coffee, my eyes hurt. Is that serious?
- No, Sir. You only need to take the spoon out of the cup.

A man went into a Taxi and said to the driver:
- I'm a secret agent.
- Where would like to go?
-You will never know.

What is the day wich never comes?
Tomorrow.